The following question was asked in a quarterly review of chemistry at the Universidad Complutense de Madrid
. The answer by one student
was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet
; reason why we can all enjoy it.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
)?
Most students wrote their comments on Boyle's Law (gas cools when it
expands and heats when compressed).
One student, however, wrote the following:
'First, we need to know to what extent the total mass of Hell is changing with time
. To do this we need to know how fast they enter the souls in Hell and the rate
out. But I have understood that, once
into Hell, souls and not leave him. Therefore,
not leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
: most of them state that if
not belong to them, go to Hell. Since there is more of a religion so as expressly
people do not belong to more than one, we can conclude
that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates are, we deduce that the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Let's see how varied the volume of Hell, according to Boyle's Law,
for the temperature and pressure of Hell to remain stable, the volume
to expand proportionately to the entrance of souls.
There are two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the souls
input, temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until it disintegrates
.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the input
souls, temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
.
What is the real possibility? If we accept what Ana told me my freshman year
('will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you
'), and considering that I slept with her last night, then number 2
is true and therefore we will be true that
Hell is exothermic and has already frozen.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell is already frozen, and no longer accepts
souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven
test the existence of a divine being which explains why Last night, Ana
not stop screaming 'Oh, my God. "
The student was the one who brought outstanding.
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